Immortal friendships are fun, especially if you’re related
Pay checks aren't better than friends
Gorillas are the least friendly of the primates
Swords make everything better. So do dinosaurs
Covering yourself in grease before a fist fight is an excellent idea.
A helmet and a cape can really help your badass look
Nuclear waste is like heroin to monsters. But fish will also do.
Fake crying is not easy.
Terminator’s are pretty good at self-surgery
If the babysitter dies, it’s best to assume the kid did it.