When creating a dance group make sure to cater for all personality quirks and ethnicities

Never trust evil looking allies. Duh.

The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments

If you have a dangerous job you'll always end up fighting someone much larger than you who won’t feel your punches.

Don’t mess with a skinhead, especially if they’re a Professor

Nuclear waste is like heroin to monsters. But fish will also do.

Don't trust your best friend. Ever.

Criminals who get capital punishment will come back more powerful than ever

However you destroy a toy, it'll still come back to life.