Love lives are complicated when you’re immortal. Take a wife per century and grieve forever.
Rich kids suck
Humans can devolve
Earth militaries are underprepared for an alien invasion
Covering yourself in grease before a fist fight is an excellent idea.
Metal beats bone
Will fracking lead to Godzilla?
Don't trust your best friend. Ever.
A coffin is the best shield against gun fire ever created
There are only two nice people per military camp.