Immortal friendships are fun, especially if you’re related
Breaking the law and community service can lead to great things
Never tease an ape
Believe it or not, Megan Fox can’t be replaced (successfully)
Covering yourself in grease before a fist fight is an excellent idea.
Blue is beautiful. So are scales.
Don’t mess with a mothers newborns
England is full of stereotypes.
Don’t chase an advanced warship with an old school helicopter with the intention to bring it down
Paint ball guns can be used as real guns.