Take in a child during wartime and employ her as a secretary when she comes of age
Breaking the law and community service can lead to great things
Humans can devolve
The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments
Violence solves everything.
Never ever open your heart to anyone if you’re immortal or have people who may want you dead.
Human’s are insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
Spiders have feelings too. Even the evil ones.
Tears confuse robots
Half of newly weds die in the first 24 hours of marriage