Living forever drags
Dancing in public is seen as a terror threat. Don’t do it kids
Humans can devolve
Mark Wahlberg is a great Dad
Your suit jacket is a decent weapon.
Never ever open your heart to anyone if you’re immortal or have people who may want you dead.
Nuclear waste is like heroin to monsters. But fish will also do.
Nipple hard-ons are under-rated.
Punching through car windows won't hurt
Half of newly weds die in the first 24 hours of marriage