Japanese swords are the best
Rich kids suck
Don't call an ape a monkey
Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid
Explosives make people stay in cars.
Having your bones covered in indestructible metal isn’t the worst thing that can happen
If your opponents eyeball is bigger than you then forfeit the fight
Spiders have feelings too. Even the evil ones.
The best father figures are killer robots
Don't buy toys for kids. The toy will try to kill you.