Don't throw a woman up in the air if she isn't ready

Never trust evil looking allies. Duh.

Bumblebee always listens to the radio

Explosives make people stay in cars.

The mass genocide of mutants and humans are both wrong

If your opponents eyeball is bigger than you then forfeit the fight

If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.

Don’t expect the cyborg you melted in molten lava to remember you when you meet up again

Idolising yourself is not cool.