Decapitation is the only way to kill an immortal.
Breaking the law and community service can lead to great things
Never trust evil looking allies. Duh.
Swords make everything better. So do dinosaurs
Violence makes you friends.
Having your bones covered in indestructible metal isn’t the worst thing that can happen
Never trust a man in a suit.
Spiders have feelings too. Even the evil ones.
Terminator’s are pretty good at self-surgery
Female dolls can look badass with a bit of black lip-gloss and a leather jacket.