Love lives are complicated when you’re immortal. Take a wife per century and grieve forever.
Dancing in public is seen as a terror threat. Don’t do it kids
When an ape shouts, "Nooooo!" you just listen.
The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments
If you lose a small boy you must kill and explode everything you see until he is returned to you.
If immortal, be careful whom you sleep with. Your good friend's granddaughter will look hot eventually…
Will fracking lead to Godzilla?
One armed men will do anything to get their other arm back.
If you need to travel through time you better get naked
All corporate bosses are evil, but not as evil as Chucky.