Take in a child during wartime and employ her as a secretary when she comes of age
Street dance and ballet are perfect partners
When an ape shouts, "Nooooo!" you just listen.
Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid
Violence gets you women.
If immortal, be careful whom you sleep with. Your good friend's granddaughter will look hot eventually…
Human’s are insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
With great power, comes great responsibility.
If a naked man asks for your clothes you should politely hand them over. And your motorbike too.
Paint ball guns can be used as real guns.