Don't dance with random hot blondes if you have a loving girlfriend

Humans can devolve

Transformers love fast exotic cars

Ukrainian girls are dangerous, but fun.

Don’t save people during a nuclear attack, they may not be kind to you in the future

If your opponents eyeball is bigger than you then forfeit the fight

Spiders have feelings too. Even the evil ones.

If you need to travel through time you better get naked

Female dolls can look badass with a bit of black lip-gloss and a leather jacket.