Immortal friendships are fun, especially if you’re related
Sandy from the O.C. has another life
When an ape shouts, "Nooooo!" you just listen.
Mark Wahlberg is a great Dad
Explosives make people stay in cars.
If immortal, be careful whom you sleep with. Your good friend's granddaughter will look hot eventually…
Guessing is just as good as knowing what’s going on.
Don't trust your best friend. Ever.
Criminals who get capital punishment will come back more powerful than ever
Don't buy toys for kids. The toy will try to kill you.