Some corporate bullies can become angelic post dance event

Dogs will soon die out, so humans will resort to having ape butlers

The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments

Taking something from A to B isn't as easy as it sounds.

Don’t ever trust scientists

If your opponents eyeball is bigger than you then forfeit the fight

One armed men will do anything to get their other arm back.

Grenade kits can be bought from your local convenience store

Nails mixed with car glove compartments strangely make a really good weapon.