Living forever drags
Follow your dreams: Dancing, filmmaking, it’s all good in the hood
Never trust evil looking allies. Duh.
Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid
If you have a dangerous job you'll always end up fighting someone much larger than you who won’t feel your punches.
Metal beats bone
Japanese people don’t really know how to deal with monsters coming out of the sea.
If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.
Always trust the random man who shoots at the person trying to kill you
Short gingers are evil.