Take in a child during wartime and employ her as a secretary when she comes of age
Street kids work hard, give up easy, then work hard again
Don't call an ape a monkey
Earth militaries are underprepared for an alien invasion
Make friends with policemen. You can do what you want then.
Always follow your instincts
Guns don’t kill giant lizards
If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.
You, your mum, or your best friend could be a cyborg. Land mines will give you a quick answer.
Don't buy toys for kids. The toy will try to kill you.