Japanese swords are the best
Don't throw a woman up in the air if she isn't ready
Apes will learn to talk if you raise them like humans
Mark Wahlberg is a great Dad
Violence gets you women.
Repressing the thoughts of the most powerful being on the planet is a good move
Guns don’t kill giant lizards
With great power, comes great responsibility.
Always trust the random man who shoots at the person trying to kill you
If the babysitter dies, it’s best to assume the kid did it.