Dancing in public is seen as a terror threat. Don’t do it kids

Never tease an ape

Believe it or not, Megan Fox can’t be replaced (successfully)

If you lose a small boy you must kill and explode everything you see until he is returned to you.

A helmet and a cape can really help your badass look

If you know about worms, you know about monsters.

Machines are like animals, but can still control humans.

Terminator’s are pretty good at self-surgery

Don't buy toys for kids. The toy will try to kill you.