Living forever drags
Car park dancing gets you everywhere
When an ape shouts, "Nooooo!" you just listen.
Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid
Covering yourself in grease before a fist fight is an excellent idea.
Repressing the thoughts of the most powerful being on the planet is a good move
Never trust a man in a suit.
Don't trust your best friend. Ever.
Never assume a Terminator is dead
Kids of serial killers are socially awkward but caring and understanding.