Follow your dreams: Dancing, filmmaking, it’s all good in the hood

Never trust evil looking allies. Duh.

Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid

If you have a dangerous job you'll always end up fighting someone much larger than you who won’t feel your punches.

Metal beats bone

Japanese people don’t really know how to deal with monsters coming out of the sea.

If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.

Always trust the random man who shoots at the person trying to kill you

Short gingers are evil.