Street kids work hard, give up easy, then work hard again

Don't call an ape a monkey

Earth militaries are underprepared for an alien invasion

Make friends with policemen. You can do what you want then.

Always follow your instincts

Guns don’t kill giant lizards

If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.

You, your mum, or your best friend could be a cyborg. Land mines will give you a quick answer.

Don't buy toys for kids. The toy will try to kill you.