Love lives are complicated when you’re immortal. Take a wife per century and grieve forever.
Rich kids suck
Apes will learn to talk if you raise them like humans
Swords make everything better. So do dinosaurs
Explosives make people stay in cars.
Blue is beautiful. So are scales.
Don’t mess with a mothers newborns
One armed men will do anything to get their other arm back.
A thumbs up sinking into molten metal can make grown men cry.
Kids of serial killers are socially awkward but caring and understanding.