Sean Connery doesn’t do accents. He’s from Scotland deal with it.
Some boyfriends ain’t worth keeping. Especially the ones with a record deal. Hold on…
Dogs will soon die out, so humans will resort to having ape butlers
The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments
Violence solves everything.
Repressing the thoughts of the most powerful being on the planet is a good move
Don’t mess with a mothers newborns
Telling everyone you're Spider-Man isn't as bad as some people make out.
Always have a gun shelter available for an upcoming war
If the babysitter dies, it’s best to assume the kid did it.