Love lives are complicated when you’re immortal. Take a wife per century and grieve forever.
Breaking the law and community service can lead to great things
Don't call an animal Caesar and not expect great things
Believe it or not, Megan Fox can’t be replaced (successfully)
If you lose a small boy you must kill and explode everything you see until he is returned to you.
Repressing the thoughts of the most powerful being on the planet is a good move
Everyone wants Godzilla to be a goodie.
If you see someone clicking their fingers while walking down a street, they're probably evil.
If you need to travel through time you better get naked
All corporate bosses are evil, but not as evil as Chucky.