Immortal friendships are fun, especially if you’re related
Street kids work hard, give up easy, then work hard again
When an ape shouts, "Nooooo!" you just listen.
Shia LeBeouf used to be a funny kid
Violence solves everything.
Don’t save people during a nuclear attack, they may not be kind to you in the future
Guns don’t kill giant lizards
Spiders have feelings too. Even the evil ones.
If a naked man asks for your clothes you should politely hand them over. And your motorbike too.
Paint ball guns can be used as real guns.