Decapitation is the only way to kill an immortal.
Rich kids suck
Don't call an ape a monkey
The All Spark cancels out all deaths/serious franchise moments
Violence gets you nice cars.
Sleep > mind powers > nightmares
Guns don’t kill giant lizards
One armed men will do anything to get their other arm back.
If a naked man asks for your clothes you should politely hand them over. And your motorbike too.
Nails mixed with car glove compartments strangely make a really good weapon.